
Meet Aubrey of
LA Ink who is not a doormat:
• Doesn’t care about what other people think about her
• Is a self-described mean girl
• Great at starting a fire, but also good at putting one out
• An open book, she'll tell you anything and doesn't edit
• Considers herself a Hollywood socialite
• Starred on Rock of Love 2
• Currently owns a karaoke business called "Crazy Bitch Karaoke"
• Has owned three different successful businesses over the years
• Has been a photographer for 10 years
• Dates younger men she calls "puppies"
• Wrought with Jewish guilt
• Once broke her foot tripping over her doormat; she's a klutz
• Loves the art of tattooing and has eight tattoos
• Honest to a fault and very opinionated
• Diagnosed with Crohn's disease at 17
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Acts like a dubious bimbo in order to fit in with other tawdry inked losers who have less persona than herself...yet are the out-casters. Which actually reminds me of being stuck on Dock Express as a yacht stewardess in the Summer of 2007 on the way to the Med with a group of horridly boring English international yachties including a nasty bug eyed South African who had this fucked up notion to look down at Me because I was warm and friendly as opposed to cold and an on meth...and what, because I used some of his creamer? And this one British 23 year old virginal ogar - who's favorite phrase was "fuck off!".
Did you get this link, R'yan? You stupid and negative tool.
I think I just imagined you finally having sex [with your hand] as I was typing the word virgin.
I think I shall eat my own liver now.