Friday, October 2, 2009

Tolerated Narcissism [because she's Latino/Black/Mixed/Definitely Not White or Anglo Decent






Do I really need to say more other than the fact that if I were sitting inches away from her with hair covering 75 percent of her face [The View/Oct 2nd], I would pull down the shades completely for the sake of sanity.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ink Narcissism With So Called Panache




Meet Aubrey of LA Ink who is not a doormat:

• Doesn’t care about what other people think about her

• Is a self-described mean girl

• Great at starting a fire, but also good at putting one out

• An open book, she'll tell you anything and doesn't edit

• Considers herself a Hollywood socialite

• Starred on Rock of Love 2

• Currently owns a karaoke business called "Crazy Bitch Karaoke"

• Has owned three different successful businesses over the years

• Has been a photographer for 10 years

• Dates younger men she calls "puppies"

• Wrought with Jewish guilt

• Once broke her foot tripping over her doormat; she's a klutz

• Loves the art of tattooing and has eight tattoos

• Honest to a fault and very opinionated

• Diagnosed with Crohn's disease at 17

* Acts like a dubious bimbo in order to fit in with other tawdry inked losers who have less persona than herself...yet are the out-casters.

Which actually reminds me of being stuck on Dock Express as a yacht stewardess in the Summer of 2007 on the way to the Med with a group of horridly boring English international yachties including a nasty bug eyed South African who had this fucked up notion to look down at Me because I was warm and friendly as opposed to cold and an on meth...and what, because I used some of his creamer? And this one British 23 year old virginal ogar - who's favorite phrase was "fuck off!".

Did you get this link, R'yan? You stupid and negative tool.
I think I just imagined you finally having sex [with your hand] as I was typing the word virgin.


I think I shall eat my own liver now.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Stupid - Narcissism and News Flash: Brad Pitt is also unattractive.

Dig in...









Do I really need to harp over how stupid Brad Pitt is? I mean, really, do I?

What's that, I must be high? I must be crazy to say such things over what you BP fans and Bill Maher deem as an intelligent, talented, philanthropic actor...who's, what, hot? People like Brad Pitt have always reminded me of the possibility that I'm only experiencing Hell, and that I'm the only soul alive.

Bill Maher invited the aggrandized and incoherent cele'billy on his show tonight, while having sacrificed his last ounce of pride pretending to dig the dude's political views on poverty, pissing mother nature off with short levies, pot taxes, and yeah, legalizing pot and stuff.

One thing is pretty clear still, Branjelina has been smart enough to use the ignorance of those in the media to support their naive political attitudes, living habits, shitting out babies habits, and horrid fashion statements.

Oh and Bill Maher, you and the Pres are no elites. Elitists, maybe..but both of you pretty much remind me of Brad Pitt anyway. Then again, at least the pres sort of looks smart and handsome out the three of you. I think I'll drink some water down now.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Unattractive Narcissists Who Forget They Are Unattractive and Much Older

Larry David's New Girlfriend




Larry David's Former Wife




Larry David




To all gold digging American women who make up 60 percent of the rest of the female population in the US - while pretending to actually love/want/like guys like Larry King or Larry David - you are:

Sick. Twisted. Pathetic. Gross. Disgusting. Cowardly. Cheap. Dumb. Nasty. Vile. Fucking Ignorant.
Basically, You deserve Death.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Gay Discrimination Narcissism and Bill Pohovey is not the sharpest twig at WPLG.



Although I'm not really a fan of the gay community especially gay men -- definitely from Gap Inc., it's pretty fair for anyone on this planet, or say the Western world, to realize and point out that this mofo has obviously been discriminated by his employer, WPLG News in Miami.

Charles Perez, a leading weeknight actor, who co-anchored the show with Laurie Jennings on Miami's ABC Local Channel 10, has recently been demoted and has now filed a suit against the company including his perverted boss, Bill Pohovey.

Excerpt from Claim Filed by Charles Perez [click to enlarge]



Note to Bill Pohovey: Hey Genius, I dunno, but I think you just forked over a ton of a money to Charles Perez..along with your career.

How do you say "rapido demo-tio-no ante terminado" in Russian?


Claim Filed by Charles Perez

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Madge Narcissism




The most feeble of American female celebrity narcissists to date, Madonna had the misfortune of having her abs misrepresented yet again by someone from the paparazzi which was done by photo shopping one of her arms with more shadow than the other one just so they both look symmetrical. Good going, Genius. Now, one arm looks fatter the other one.




If nature can create abs like this through the help of anorexia, pill popping, gym, and her type of persona, then I guess we all should be fortunate that more anorexic, pill popping, nar'cy people are detoured from going to the gym on a regular basis - especially since most of us hate having to go the gym and being picked up by guys who look like Madonna anyway.

Pointless Narcissism



AOL Poll:

What's your take on the meeting?
It seems pretty pointless 58%
It was a good idea 42%

Total Votes: 6,772


I think this is pretty much what happens when someone who's black, arrogant, naive, who happens to be the prez of some big ass country - while behaving like the 15 year old he is trying to explain Sociology 101 to the media and you: your gonna get a Beer Summit.