Dear James Franco,
While it doesn't fail to surprise me that you and the likes of MOST slimey, gross ass-grown ass men (and other hard up, bored PEDOPHILES), I have to say that you actually take the cake on this one. Yes, even you. I mean really. Social media?? Celeb? HOTEL? Seventeen?? Social MEDIA?
Even if it's all a PR ploy to get people to see another dumb movie of yours, that's just not a very smart, crafty move.
To think I allowed myself the time to watch you in any movie that obviously Rogen and McBride was in. And to even think I was willing to overlook your pining ways of getting other people's money via Kickstarter when you had millions of your own damn money. You my dear, constitute the very definition of a douche bag. And you're not even that funny. Not really anyway. Unless you have Rogen and/or McBride with you. But nope, forget it.
This doesn't look creepy at all.
Because there's nothing like 'FRESH' TEEN PUSSAAAAAY